1 00:02:15,717 --> 00:02:16,801 - Game. 2 00:02:17,135 --> 00:02:20,055 Once again, the better team reigns victorious. 3 00:02:20,388 --> 00:02:23,141 - Next time, why don't you take Leslie for a partner, 4 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:24,352 give me Jane? 5 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:27,354 Then we'll see who reigns victorious. 6 00:02:29,064 --> 00:02:29,773 - Well, of course, dear, 7 00:02:30,106 --> 00:02:31,399 if you really think it matters. 8 00:02:33,693 --> 00:02:34,819 I don't know about the rest of you, 9 00:02:35,153 --> 00:02:36,863 but I could really use a good shower. 10 00:02:37,197 --> 00:02:39,283 Be a good girl and take my little jacket for me. 11 00:02:39,617 --> 00:02:40,910 Thanks so much. 12 00:02:41,243 --> 00:02:43,997 - You don't really think teams have anything to do with it? 13 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:45,749 I mean, let's face it. 14 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,709 Lori's just a better player than the rest of us. 15 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:10,857 - Of course Lori's better than the rest of us. 16 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,068 She's been playing longer. 17 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:15,570 - Now, Kay, it's no more than a matter of touch, 18 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,072 pure and simple. 19 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:21,493 - I'm inclined to agree with Lori. 20 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:22,786 - As long as I've known you, 21 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,790 it's been your nature to agree with Lori. 22 00:03:26,124 --> 00:03:27,792 - Much to her credit. 23 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:31,962 - Win or lose, I'm just glad to be playing. 24 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:33,672 - What was that, honey? 25 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:36,634 - I said it doesn't matter who wins or loses. 26 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:39,471 It's the game that counts. 27 00:03:39,805 --> 00:03:40,889 - How original. 28 00:03:41,223 --> 00:03:43,559 I didn't think you had it in you to be so profound. 29 00:03:43,892 --> 00:03:46,854 - Yeah, mind if I laminate that for my wallet? 30 00:03:47,187 --> 00:03:49,815 - Now, girls, I know exactly what Leslie means, 31 00:03:50,149 --> 00:03:52,442 and I agree with her 100%. 32 00:03:53,651 --> 00:03:54,402 - Thank you, Lori. 33 00:03:54,736 --> 00:03:56,029 I'm glad you see things my way. 34 00:11:15,860 --> 00:11:18,112 Ah yeah... 35 00:11:18,446 --> 00:11:20,156 Feels so good. 36 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,331 - [Leslie] I sure enjoyed that. 37 00:11:28,663 --> 00:11:30,458 - [Lori] I'm sure you did, dear. 38 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,168 - [Jane] What are we doing tomorrow? 39 00:11:32,501 --> 00:11:34,212 - [Lori] I haven't decided yet. 40 00:11:34,546 --> 00:11:35,505 - [Kay] Yes, you have. 41 00:11:35,839 --> 00:11:36,840 - [Lori] I beg your pardon. 42 00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:38,467 - [Kay] Tomorrow's Wednesday. 43 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:39,509 - [Leslie] So? 44 00:11:39,801 --> 00:11:41,094 - [Lori] Kay's right, dear. 45 00:11:41,386 --> 00:11:44,514 Last week, we decided to make Wednesday theater day. 46 00:11:44,806 --> 00:11:45,558 - [Jane] Oh, yes, of course. 47 00:11:45,892 --> 00:11:47,143 I forgot. 48 00:11:47,477 --> 00:11:49,103 - [Kay] Why, Jane, how could you forget something 49 00:11:49,437 --> 00:11:51,397 as wonderful as theater day? 50 00:11:51,731 --> 00:11:52,440 - [Leslie] I didn't forget. 51 00:11:52,774 --> 00:11:53,983 - [Kay] Naturally. 52 00:11:54,317 --> 00:11:55,400 - [Lori] Did you get the tickets? 53 00:11:55,734 --> 00:11:56,818 - [Leslie] Yeah, they're right here in my purse. 54 00:11:57,152 --> 00:11:58,737 I'm protecting them with my life. 55 00:11:59,071 --> 00:12:00,489 - [Lori] I'm sure you are, Leslie. 56 00:12:00,823 --> 00:12:02,367 I'm sure you are. 57 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:04,994 The rest of us are grateful, aren't we, clears? 58 00:12:05,328 --> 00:12:06,579 - [Jane] Of course we are. 59 00:12:06,913 --> 00:12:07,455 - [Kay] That depends. 60 00:12:07,789 --> 00:12:09,624 What are we going to see? 61 00:12:09,916 --> 00:12:11,584 - [Jane] I hope it's comedy. 62 00:12:11,918 --> 00:12:14,504 - [Lori] Of course it's a comedy, isn't it, clear? 63 00:12:15,546 --> 00:12:17,173 - [Leslie] I think so. 64 00:12:17,507 --> 00:12:20,259 - [Lori] What do you mean, you think so? 65 00:12:20,593 --> 00:12:22,094 - [Leslie] Not sure. 66 00:12:22,427 --> 00:12:24,304 - [Kay] What difference does it make? 67 00:12:24,638 --> 00:12:25,639 - [Jane] A lot of difference. 68 00:12:25,973 --> 00:12:27,518 We all like to laugh, don't we? 69 00:12:27,851 --> 00:12:30,604 - [Lori] Jane's right, that's all there is to it. 70 00:12:30,938 --> 00:12:32,565 What is the name of the play? 71 00:12:32,899 --> 00:12:35,318 - [Leslie] I'm not sure, I'll have to look. 72 00:12:35,652 --> 00:12:36,236 Um. 73 00:12:37,236 --> 00:12:38,237 Oh, here they are. 74 00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:41,490 Eugene O'Neill's "The Iceman Cometh." 75 00:12:41,824 --> 00:12:43,617 - [Jane] Oh, sounds dirty. 76 00:12:43,951 --> 00:12:44,493 - [Lori] There, you see? 77 00:12:44,785 --> 00:12:46,203 Nothing to worry about. 78 00:12:46,496 --> 00:12:47,580 - [Kay] What? 79 00:12:47,914 --> 00:12:49,124 - [Lori] Did you ever hear of a person named Eugene 80 00:12:49,457 --> 00:12:52,335 that was capable of writing anything but a comedy? 81 00:12:52,669 --> 00:12:54,254 Be serious. 82 00:12:54,587 --> 00:12:55,296 I can't wait. 83 00:12:55,630 --> 00:12:57,298 I love the theater. 84 00:12:57,632 --> 00:12:58,590 - [Kay] Oh, really? 85 00:12:58,924 --> 00:13:00,676 I wouldn't be in such a hurry to leave home. 86 00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:01,970 - [Lori] What do you mean? 87 00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:03,722 - [Kay] If I had a niece that looked like yours 88 00:13:04,055 --> 00:13:05,432 and a husband as horny as yours, 89 00:13:05,765 --> 00:13:08,268 I don't think I'd be so willing to leave the house. 90 00:13:08,601 --> 00:13:09,853 - [Jane] You must be kidding. 91 00:13:10,186 --> 00:13:11,563 - [Kay] I must. 92 00:13:11,896 --> 00:13:13,148 - [Jane] Of course she's kidding. 93 00:13:13,481 --> 00:13:15,858 - [Kay] Never mind, go back to whatever you're doing. 94 00:13:27,121 --> 00:13:30,458 - [Commentator] Outside, ball two, two and one to Limozili. 95 00:13:35,672 --> 00:13:36,757 - [Fan] Golly. 96 00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:39,676 - [Commentator] Mike Lacost, just 23 years old. 97 00:13:39,968 --> 00:13:40,676 Tall, thin right-hander. 98 00:13:41,010 --> 00:13:42,762 He's 6'4", weighs 190. 99 00:13:44,138 --> 00:13:46,640 Born in Glendale, makes his home now in Visalia, California. 100 00:13:50,812 --> 00:13:51,855 The runner goes, 101 00:13:52,189 --> 00:13:53,398 and it's hit in the air to left field. 102 00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:55,525 Back goes George Foster, 103 00:13:55,859 --> 00:13:57,694 and Foster makes the catch. 104 00:13:58,028 --> 00:13:58,779 The Mets did put the play on. 105 00:13:59,112 --> 00:14:00,697 They played hit and run. 106 00:14:01,031 --> 00:14:01,989 Limozili hit it hard, 107 00:14:02,324 --> 00:14:03,867 but within the reach of the left-fielder Foster. 108 00:14:06,911 --> 00:14:10,456 One away, and the cleanup batter Richie Hepner takes his turn 109 00:14:10,748 --> 00:14:11,832 Richie hitting .259. 110 00:14:22,179 --> 00:14:23,179 - Bring it, Yankees. 111 00:14:23,513 --> 00:14:24,514 - [Commentator] Richie always looks 112 00:14:24,847 --> 00:14:25,723 like he's enjoying his turn at bat, 113 00:14:27,391 --> 00:14:28,935 even when the hits aren't falling. 114 00:14:36,693 --> 00:14:37,277 Ball one. 115 00:14:41,990 --> 00:14:43,282 It's usually after he swings 116 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,118 and misses at a pitch 117 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:46,452 that he'll pick up a clod, 118 00:14:46,744 --> 00:14:48,831 and hit it like you were hitting a fungo. 119 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,881 Pitch out called by Johnny Bench. 120 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,342 Two balls and no strikes to Richie Hepner. 121 00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,470 New York trailing one, nothing. 122 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,472 We're in the fourth inning. 123 00:15:08,393 --> 00:15:08,935 - Yeah, give him the ball. 124 00:15:09,269 --> 00:15:10,145 Don't swing, don't-- 125 00:15:10,478 --> 00:15:11,020 Ah, you... 126 00:15:17,318 --> 00:15:17,902 - [Commentator] Came pretty close 127 00:15:18,237 --> 00:15:19,530 to being a low throw. 128 00:15:21,615 --> 00:15:23,117 - Lori, is that you? 129 00:15:23,409 --> 00:15:24,994 - [Lori] Yes, dear. 130 00:15:25,327 --> 00:15:27,078 -Are you coming in here, dear? 131 00:15:27,412 --> 00:15:28,496 - [Lori] Yes, dear. 132 00:15:28,830 --> 00:15:30,707 - Um, are you sure you're coming in here? 133 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,292 - [Lori] Yes, dear. 134 00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:34,378 - [Bert] I'm watching the ball game. 135 00:15:34,753 --> 00:15:36,422 I'll be in in a minute, dear. 136 00:15:36,755 --> 00:15:38,424 - I'll be out in a minute, dear. 137 00:18:50,331 --> 00:18:52,250 Yankee game's not on yet 138 00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:20,904 Hi Burt! 139 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:22,531 - What are you doing out here in the moonlight? 140 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:23,740 Come to think of it, 141 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,034 what am I out here doing in the moonlight? 142 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,494 Oh, that's right, I'm returning this cup 143 00:21:27,827 --> 00:21:30,288 of sugar to Lori that she loaned me last week. 144 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,290 Sorry, it's cute. 145 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:33,250 Moonlight. 146 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:34,626 You know, my husband Raymond and I, 147 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,002 when we were first married, 148 00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:37,879 I used to sing to him in the moonlight. 149 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:38,673 - Oh? 150 00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:39,674 - Yes. 151 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,385 ♪ Moon river 152 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,511 ♪ Wider than a mile 153 00:21:44,844 --> 00:21:48,848 ♪ I'm crossing you in style today 154 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:53,396 I know the words. 155 00:21:55,731 --> 00:22:00,152 ♪ Wherever you're going, I'm going your way 156 00:22:18,589 --> 00:22:19,965 - You should've seen the look 157 00:22:20,299 --> 00:22:23,427 on Kay's face when Lori and I won the game. 158 00:22:23,761 --> 00:22:27,347 It was priceless, absolutely priceless. 159 00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:28,390 - [Harry] Yes, dear. 160 00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:29,850 - She's such a poor loser. 161 00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:31,727 - [Harry] I'm sure that she is. 162 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,228 - Jealousy, I suppose. 163 00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:38,860 And that Leslie, she is such a schmuck, 164 00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:42,196 so helpless, no class. 165 00:22:42,530 --> 00:22:44,907 She wouldn't know a Rembrandt from a paint by number. 166 00:22:46,159 --> 00:22:47,868 I don't know why Lori insists 167 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:50,412 on taking her with us to public places. 168 00:22:50,746 --> 00:22:51,538 - [Harry] Neither do I. 169 00:22:51,872 --> 00:22:52,497 Can't think for the life of me-- 170 00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:55,292 - Quiet, I'm trying to watch the show. 171 00:22:55,626 --> 00:22:56,460 - [Harry] Sorry, dear. 172 00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,754 - Intellectually stimulating. 173 00:27:44,843 --> 00:27:45,761 Not tonight, Harry. 174 00:27:46,094 --> 00:27:47,304 I'm not in the mood. 175 00:27:48,764 --> 00:27:50,599 - You're never in the mood. 176 00:27:50,891 --> 00:27:51,892 What's gotten into you? 177 00:27:55,270 --> 00:27:58,566 - I guess you could say I'm that cosmopolitan girl. 178 00:28:13,413 --> 00:28:15,165 - Did you have a nice day today, honey? 179 00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:17,501 - Not especially. 180 00:28:17,834 --> 00:28:19,336 - What's on the agenda for tomorrow? 181 00:28:20,337 --> 00:28:21,296 - Why do you ask? 182 00:28:22,923 --> 00:28:24,049 - It's just that every day seems to be something different. 183 00:28:24,383 --> 00:28:26,135 If it's not racquetball, it's mahjong. 184 00:28:26,469 --> 00:28:28,347 If it's not mahjong, it's Bridge. 185 00:28:32,059 --> 00:28:34,603 Why don't you just stay home once in a while? 186 00:28:34,937 --> 00:28:35,604 - Why should I? 187 00:28:39,441 --> 00:28:40,859 - No reason, no reason. 188 00:28:45,990 --> 00:28:48,784 Don't forget to turn off the light when you go to bed. 189 00:28:49,076 --> 00:28:50,202 - Don't worry, dear. 190 00:28:50,536 --> 00:28:51,286 Everything's fine. 191 00:28:52,371 --> 00:28:53,706 Don't worry. 192 00:28:54,039 --> 00:28:54,581 Good night. 193 00:29:10,138 --> 00:29:10,722 - [Kay Voiceover] Life in the brothel 194 00:29:11,055 --> 00:29:12,890 was not always so hectic. 195 00:29:13,224 --> 00:29:15,352 On Sundays, for instance, the mayor forbid us 196 00:29:15,686 --> 00:29:18,190 to open our doors to the public. 197 00:29:18,524 --> 00:29:19,859 And we were forced to amuse ourselves 198 00:29:20,192 --> 00:29:22,111 in various and sundry ways 199 00:29:22,445 --> 00:29:25,156 that were much to my liking. (honky tonk piano music) 200 00:29:25,489 --> 00:29:27,658 I particularly remember one hot, 201 00:29:27,991 --> 00:29:29,994 sticky Summer Sunday in July 202 00:29:30,327 --> 00:29:32,329 when it was my turn to rule the roost. 203 00:35:22,733 --> 00:35:23,984 - Kay, what is it? 204 00:35:25,819 --> 00:35:26,486 - It's nothing. 205 00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:27,487 I was just having a nightmare. 206 00:35:27,821 --> 00:35:29,030 Go back to sleep. 207 00:35:29,364 --> 00:35:30,409 - A nightmare? 208 00:35:30,742 --> 00:35:31,743 I hope it wasn't too unpleasant. 209 00:35:32,077 --> 00:35:34,872 - Well, it wasn't a picnic, but I'll survive. 210 00:35:35,206 --> 00:35:36,416 Go back to sleep. 211 00:35:37,583 --> 00:35:40,795 Jerry, I said go back to sleep. 212 00:35:44,048 --> 00:35:45,383 That's better. 213 00:35:57,854 --> 00:35:59,021 - I don't know why you do it. 214 00:35:59,355 --> 00:36:00,523 - Do what? 215 00:36:00,857 --> 00:36:03,525 - Hang around with those three women. 216 00:36:03,859 --> 00:36:05,111 - Why, Raymond, those are the best friends 217 00:36:05,445 --> 00:36:06,737 a girl could ever ask for. 218 00:36:07,071 --> 00:36:07,863 - Sure they are. 219 00:36:09,823 --> 00:36:11,074 - Well, what would it look like 220 00:36:11,366 --> 00:36:12,909 if I didn't associate with the wives of your friends? 221 00:36:13,243 --> 00:36:15,704 - We ride the train together, that's all. 222 00:36:16,872 --> 00:36:18,123 What are you doing? 223 00:36:18,457 --> 00:36:19,959 - Oh, I'm trying on this new cold cream 224 00:36:20,293 --> 00:36:22,086 that Lori told me all about. 225 00:36:22,420 --> 00:36:23,381 Sabotage. 226 00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:24,632 - What? 227 00:36:24,966 --> 00:36:26,176 - Lori told you about it, it must be sabotage. 228 00:36:26,509 --> 00:36:27,719 It probably eats away skin. 229 00:36:28,011 --> 00:36:29,011 - Oh, don't be silly. 230 00:36:30,471 --> 00:36:31,847 -And besides, couldn't you wait 231 00:36:32,181 --> 00:36:33,390 until later to put it on? 232 00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:37,061 - Oh, Raymond, whatever do you mean? 233 00:36:37,395 --> 00:36:39,439 - It doesn't do much for me...sexually. 234 00:36:42,108 --> 00:36:46,112 That bathrobe, couldn't you wear something nicer to bed? 235 00:36:46,404 --> 00:36:49,240 Or better yet, nothing at all? 236 00:36:50,909 --> 00:36:52,577 - Why, Raymond, you know we had this conversation before, 237 00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:54,496 and we're not ready for any more children. 238 00:36:54,829 --> 00:36:55,913 Not yet, anyway- 239 00:36:59,249 --> 00:36:59,791 - I forgot. 240 00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:06,174 - Oh well, you're excused. 241 00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:04,358 Are you all right in there? 242 00:38:04,692 --> 00:38:05,568 - [Raymond] Of course I'm all right. 243 00:38:05,902 --> 00:38:08,154 What do you think I am, a two-year-old? 244 00:38:08,488 --> 00:38:09,114 - I was concerned. 245 00:38:09,449 --> 00:38:10,742 It's been so quiet in there. 246 00:38:13,912 --> 00:38:15,871 - [Raymond] There, is that better? 247 00:38:16,205 --> 00:38:18,666 - Just knowing that you're all right makes it better. 248 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:22,546 Oh, Raymond, do you remember 249 00:38:22,879 --> 00:38:23,880 when I used to sing you to sleep 250 00:38:24,214 --> 00:38:25,549 when we first got married? 251 00:38:25,882 --> 00:38:26,967 Do you remember that song? 252 00:38:28,135 --> 00:38:30,721 ♪ Good night, my love 253 00:38:31,054 --> 00:38:33,765 ♪ Pleasant dreams, sleep tight, my love 254 00:38:34,099 --> 00:38:35,641 - [Raymond] Good night, Leslie. 255 00:38:35,975 --> 00:38:36,518 - Oh. 256 00:38:36,852 --> 00:38:38,061 Nighty-night, dear. 257 00:38:38,395 --> 00:38:40,771 ♪ Sister midnight 258 00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:41,230 Hello slave. 259 00:40:43,898 --> 00:40:44,315 Comfortable? 260 00:40:44,816 --> 00:40:45,233 No 261 00:40:45,817 --> 00:40:47,736 No? What do you mean, no? 262 00:40:49,865 --> 00:40:51,074 What do you say? What do you mean? 263 00:40:51,575 --> 00:40:52,367 Let me out of this. 264 00:40:53,161 --> 00:40:54,120 You want out of it? 265 00:40:54,454 --> 00:40:54,746 Yes. 266 00:40:55,079 --> 00:40:56,873 That's no way for a slave to talk to his Mistress. 267 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:00,626 Don't you think so? 268 00:41:01,586 --> 00:41:02,128 Hmm? 269 00:41:02,878 --> 00:41:03,336 Slave! 270 00:41:06,256 --> 00:41:07,466 You comfortable slave? 271 00:41:08,092 --> 00:41:08,634 No.. 272 00:41:11,012 --> 00:41:11,888 Not comfortable? What's a matter? 273 00:41:12,221 --> 00:41:13,306 You cold slave? 274 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:15,266 Don't feel well? 275 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:22,272 What's the matter? Nobody take care of you? 276 00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:25,776 Ugh.. 277 00:41:28,487 --> 00:41:30,405 Looks like somebody's been here before I have.. 278 00:41:34,284 --> 00:41:35,911 I think you best tell me you're comfortable 279 00:41:36,953 --> 00:41:37,662 Don't you slave? 280 00:41:39,165 --> 00:41:40,208 Hey! Answer me! 281 00:41:43,797 --> 00:41:44,255 What?! 282 00:41:44,589 --> 00:41:45,005 I'm comfortable 283 00:41:45,547 --> 00:41:46,215 Comfortable what? 284 00:41:50,928 --> 00:41:51,678 You miserable dog.. 285 00:41:53,807 --> 00:41:54,974 You're not a very good slave 286 00:41:55,308 --> 00:41:56,518 There's not much to do with you either. 287 00:41:59,103 --> 00:42:00,355 Doubt if you could even untie yourself 288 00:42:00,688 --> 00:42:01,231 You know what I mean? 289 00:42:02,232 --> 00:42:04,150 Course there's not much to do with something like you. 290 00:42:05,610 --> 00:42:06,401 Just get rid of you. 291 00:42:06,819 --> 00:42:08,738 Maybe just leave you here and never feed you. 292 00:42:09,072 --> 00:42:11,949 Just starve with the rats... 293 00:42:13,992 --> 00:42:15,911 Yeah, I can see the cock roaches on your balls. 294 00:42:16,411 --> 00:42:17,371 Dog. 295 00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:24,671 You turn my stomach again. 296 00:42:27,965 --> 00:42:28,882 What slave? 297 00:42:32,052 --> 00:42:32,886 Come back! 298 00:42:38,102 --> 00:42:39,312 Please. Come back! 299 00:42:50,364 --> 00:42:51,073 - Leslie. 300 00:42:51,407 --> 00:42:52,074 - [Leslie] Yes, dear? 301 00:42:52,408 --> 00:42:53,158 - Can I ask you something? 302 00:42:53,450 --> 00:42:54,703 - [Leslie] Yes, dear. 303 00:42:54,995 --> 00:42:55,954 - Haven't you ever wanted to... 304 00:42:56,288 --> 00:42:57,455 - [Leslie] Yes, Raymond? 305 00:42:57,789 --> 00:42:58,748 - Haven't you ever wanted to... 306 00:42:59,082 --> 00:43:00,542 - [Leslie] Yes, Raymond? 307 00:43:00,876 --> 00:43:02,335 - To do something dirty. 308 00:43:02,669 --> 00:43:04,712 - [Leslie] Oh, Raymond, you're such a kidder. 309 00:43:05,004 --> 00:43:05,963 Look, can you make sure 310 00:43:06,297 --> 00:43:06,839 your throw-up's all the way flushed 311 00:43:07,172 --> 00:43:08,424 before you come back to bed? 312 00:43:08,757 --> 00:43:09,382 Nighty-night. 313 00:43:09,717 --> 00:43:10,676 Oh, by the way, I was thinking 314 00:43:11,010 --> 00:43:12,845 about, every theater day now is on Wednesday. 315 00:43:13,178 --> 00:43:14,096 We're all going to the theater this week. 316 00:43:14,430 --> 00:43:15,598 I don't quite recall what we're going to see. 317 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,310 It was something about a guy named Eugene, and he cometh. 318 00:43:20,436 --> 00:43:23,939 - I don't have a sister, but if I had a sister... 319 00:43:24,273 --> 00:43:26,026 - But if you had a sister, would you fuck her? 320 00:43:26,359 --> 00:43:26,902 - Well, I would fuck everybody else. 321 00:43:27,235 --> 00:43:28,614 Why wouldn't I fuck my sister? 322 00:43:30,197 --> 00:43:31,240 I'd certainly fuck your sister. 323 00:43:31,574 --> 00:43:33,200 - I know you would. 324 00:43:33,534 --> 00:43:34,452 - Or your sister-in-law for that matter. 325 00:43:39,123 --> 00:43:40,459 All right, all right. 326 00:43:40,792 --> 00:43:42,377 - Will you relax? 327 00:43:42,711 --> 00:43:43,462 - Yeah, take it easy. 328 00:43:43,795 --> 00:43:44,421 - Harry's right, Ray. 329 00:43:44,755 --> 00:43:45,547 Sit down. 330 00:43:45,881 --> 00:43:46,423 Enjoy the view. 331 00:43:50,969 --> 00:43:51,636 See what I mean? 332 00:43:54,513 --> 00:43:56,474 How'd you like to spend a few days with that? 333 00:43:56,766 --> 00:43:59,143 - I never indulge in fantasies. 334 00:43:59,477 --> 00:44:00,394 They drain the life fluids. 335 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:03,189 - They do what? 336 00:44:03,481 --> 00:44:04,899 - They drain the life fluids. 337 00:44:05,191 --> 00:44:06,525 - What life fluids? 338 00:44:06,817 --> 00:44:08,778 - You know, the fluids important to life. 339 00:44:09,111 --> 00:44:09,695 - Is he kidding? 340 00:44:10,781 --> 00:44:11,490 - I'm not kidding. 341 00:44:12,490 --> 00:44:13,532 - I don't think he's kidding. 342 00:44:13,866 --> 00:44:15,868 - You're kidding, right, Raymond? 343 00:44:16,202 --> 00:44:18,537 - Wrong, Harold, I'm 100% serious. 344 01:01:58,470 --> 01:02:00,430 - Butch, I'm a married woman. 345 01:02:00,764 --> 01:02:04,476 Just fill up my tank and stop eyeing me that way. 346 01:02:04,809 --> 01:02:05,771 Then he had the nerve to say-- 347 01:02:06,103 --> 01:02:07,271 - Will there be anything else, ladies? 348 01:02:07,605 --> 01:02:10,317 - He says to me, I'd be glad to fill up your tank anytime. 349 01:02:10,650 --> 01:02:12,319 Can you imagine the nerve? 350 01:02:13,528 --> 01:02:14,196 What do you want? 351 01:02:14,529 --> 01:02:14,946 - Well there be anything else? 352 01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:16,281 — Well, I'd like a... 353 01:02:16,615 --> 01:02:17,699 - No, no, thank you, just be on your merry way. 354 01:02:17,991 --> 01:02:19,451 Yes, ma'am. 355 01:02:19,785 --> 01:02:20,827 - Impertinent bastard. 356 01:02:21,161 --> 01:02:22,078 - Take it easy. 357 01:02:22,411 --> 01:02:24,664 He's just doing his job. 358 01:02:24,998 --> 01:02:26,166 - I think he's kinda cute. 359 01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:27,374 - You would. 360 01:02:27,708 --> 01:02:29,418 - These glasses should've been chilled. 361 01:02:29,710 --> 01:02:31,545 Why didn't they chill these glasses? 362 01:02:31,879 --> 01:02:32,463 - Calm down. 363 01:02:32,797 --> 01:02:34,465 What difference does it make? 364 01:02:34,799 --> 01:02:37,093 - No, Jane is absolutely right. 365 01:02:37,426 --> 01:02:39,471 They're much better chilled, aren't they, Leslie? 366 01:02:39,805 --> 01:02:40,931 - I guess so. 367 01:02:41,264 --> 01:02:43,100 - [Kay] There, you see? 368 01:02:43,433 --> 01:02:45,018 - Oh, I give up. 369 01:02:45,352 --> 01:02:46,645 - You should give up. 370 01:02:46,978 --> 01:02:48,562 - Hey, what's that supposed to mean? 371 01:02:49,897 --> 01:02:51,816 - Whatever you think it's supposed to mean. 372 01:02:52,149 --> 01:02:53,317 - Girls, girls. 373 01:02:53,651 --> 01:02:55,570 - Stay out of it, Leslie. 374 01:02:55,904 --> 01:02:56,863 - No, tell me. 375 01:02:57,197 --> 01:02:59,159 What did you mean by that remark? 376 01:02:59,493 --> 01:03:00,119 - What remark? 377 01:03:00,452 --> 01:03:01,745 I've forgotten already. 378 01:03:02,079 --> 01:03:02,788 - Then I'll remind you. 379 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:04,456 You were telling me I should-- 380 01:03:04,790 --> 01:03:05,958 - Girls, girls, look, 381 01:03:06,291 --> 01:03:07,876 we've come into the city to have a good time. 382 01:03:08,210 --> 01:03:10,337 Let's not ruin it before the day has started. 383 01:03:10,671 --> 01:03:11,964 - Shut up, Leslie. 384 01:03:12,297 --> 01:03:14,174 - No, no, Leslie's right. 385 01:03:14,508 --> 01:03:16,342 I must've forgotten myself for a moment. 386 01:03:17,260 --> 01:03:18,970 - I accept your apology. 387 01:03:20,221 --> 01:03:22,515 - I didn't say anything about an apology. 388 01:03:22,849 --> 01:03:25,477 - Then I'm still waiting for one. 389 01:03:25,811 --> 01:03:27,646 - Wait all you'd like, dear. 390 01:03:27,980 --> 01:03:29,481 What time is it, Jane? 391 01:03:29,773 --> 01:03:30,982 -Almost 1:30. 392 01:03:31,315 --> 01:03:32,316 - We'd better be on our way. 393 01:03:32,650 --> 01:03:34,527 We wouldn't want to be late for the theater. 394 01:03:34,861 --> 01:03:35,444 - Uh oh. 395 01:03:37,697 --> 01:03:39,490 - What do you mean, uh oh? 396 01:03:40,534 --> 01:03:42,870 - I'm afraid there's been an accident. 397 01:03:43,203 --> 01:03:44,580 - What kind of accident? 398 01:03:46,331 --> 01:03:48,375 - I seem to have forgotten the tickets. 399 01:03:48,709 --> 01:03:49,334 - What? 400 01:03:49,668 --> 01:03:52,338 - Now, now, girls, let's not be too hasty. 401 01:03:52,672 --> 01:03:54,299 It's probably somewhere mislaid 402 01:03:54,632 --> 01:03:55,926 at the bottom of your purse. 403 01:03:58,304 --> 01:03:59,930 - I have a confession to make. 404 01:04:00,264 --> 01:04:00,806 - What is it? 405 01:04:02,683 --> 01:04:05,060 - I seem to have brought the wrong purse. 406 01:04:05,394 --> 01:04:06,478 - You what? 407 01:04:06,812 --> 01:04:09,272 — Why, you little idiot. 408 01:04:09,606 --> 01:04:10,774 - I'm sorry. 409 01:04:11,108 --> 01:04:12,692 - Take a walk, Leslie. 410 01:04:13,026 --> 01:04:14,068 - What? 411 01:04:14,402 --> 01:04:16,154 - I said take a walk. 412 01:04:16,446 --> 01:04:18,198 You no longer amuse me. 413 01:04:18,531 --> 01:04:19,115 - Amuse you? 414 01:04:20,658 --> 01:04:22,160 - You heard what I said. 415 01:04:22,493 --> 01:04:23,494 Now take a walk. 416 01:04:24,454 --> 01:04:25,956 - Well, maybe I could-- 417 01:04:26,290 --> 01:04:27,291 - Goodbye, Leslie, 418 01:04:27,625 --> 01:04:29,126 and don't get lost on the way home. 419 01:04:55,111 --> 01:04:56,530 - She had it coming. 420 01:04:56,864 --> 01:04:58,282 - Now what are we going to do? 421 01:04:59,784 --> 01:05:01,368 Waiter, more Perrier. 422 01:05:03,495 --> 01:05:04,412 And then to the spa. 423 01:05:17,175 --> 01:05:18,718 - Jesus Christ, Lori, 424 01:05:19,052 --> 01:05:21,763 don't we get enough exercise playing racquetball? 425 01:05:23,181 --> 01:05:26,686 - There's no such thing as too much exercise, right, Lori? 426 01:05:27,019 --> 01:05:28,271 — Right. 427 01:05:28,604 --> 01:05:32,024 Like I said, a healthy body promotes a healthy mind. 428 01:15:32,146 --> 01:15:33,439 Yes, sir, like I said, 429 01:15:33,772 --> 01:15:34,774 a healthy body promotes a healthy mind. 430 01:15:36,026 --> 01:15:38,194 - [Jane] Truer words never spoken. 431 01:15:38,528 --> 01:15:39,613 - [Lori] Look girls, it's early. 432 01:15:39,946 --> 01:15:41,907 Why don't you two stop in for a drink? 433 01:15:42,198 --> 01:15:44,326 - [Kay] Oh, well, I think I'll take advantage of the hour, 434 01:15:44,659 --> 01:15:47,287 make a nice, quiet dinner for my husband. 435 01:15:47,620 --> 01:15:49,539 - [Lori] Kay, I can't believe it's you talking. 436 01:15:49,873 --> 01:15:51,374 Whatever's gotten into you? 437 01:15:51,708 --> 01:15:53,501 - [Jane] Yeah, are you crazy or something? 438 01:15:53,793 --> 01:15:55,587 - [Kay] Well, maybe just for a minute. 439 01:15:55,921 --> 01:15:57,547 It's too hot to cook anyway. 440 01:15:57,881 --> 01:16:00,175 - [Lori] I knew you'd see things my way.